Ladies and gentlemen, the CEO of Landshark Sandwich.

*People begin to cheer as Rick makes his way to the podium to deliver the LSS State of the Union Address.*

Good morning. As you can all see by the information posted on this site, it has been nearly a full month since my last post of rant-laden goodness. I will cut straight to the chase, ladies and gentlemen. This is my last summer as a free man. Oh, I may be working part time, but for the most part, I am free until the end of August. Sure, I may have my fair share of concerts and traveling to partake of, but this is my last summer before I complete my MBA studies at UNH.

Having said that, I regret to inform you that this site will be on temporary hiatus until the end of the summer. Please understand that I do want to discuss a variety of intense topics, such as bad summer movies, the continued bastardly acts of the RIAA, and pure genius.

However, odds are I will never get so great an amount of free time again... barring unemployment, of course. Having said that, I hope you can all appreciate my decision to temporarily suspend the site. Bear in mind that this is nothing permanent, merely an unofficial leave of absence. I will be checking in from time to time.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.